April 1st Free Zone

I really don't like April Fool's Day. To be frank, I got tired of always being the sucker and never being able to successfully turn the tables on Jess. She is a master at fooling me (comes from her family). After several years of marriage she got me so bad that I used one of my few but extremely helpful "if you loved me" cards and declared our family a no April Fools zone. I realize that this all sounds a bit pathetic, but I have to protect my innocence from the truly evil and wicked Jessica.

She once told me that "a fool can be a good husband for a clever girl." You see what I have to love. Happy April Fool's Day!